Friday, February 12, 2016

Sunil Gavaskar and Kerry Packers

Sunil Gavaskar was arguably the first Indian cricketer of wide international fame. With 34 centuries and 10000 plus runs to his credit, he is regarded by many as the best opening batsmen ever produced. He was the unchallenged Indian batting icon until Tendulkar dethroned him, same way Amitabh Bachchan successfully took over the baton of superstar status from Rajesh Khanna in the world of Bollywood.

In a country, where the cricket is more skewed towards batsmen, from gully cricket to IPL, Gavaskar being the only consistent Indian batsman of the time had a mythical aura surrounding him. Yet not taking away any credit from our "Little Master", here are a few points to ponder about his record.

Sunny (an alias Gavaskar goes by) has scored half of his 34 centuries and tons of runs between 1977-1980, when almost all the iconic fast bowlers of the time were banned from Test cricket, as they opted playing in the Kerry Packers Series in Australia. It gave Sunny his sunny patch, the opportunity to play against some 2nd string sides and he took full advantage of it.

Gavaskar played 11 tests against Australia and 6 against West Indies in that time period, scoring about 10 centuries from them. He didn't have to face the challenge from the rechargeable batteries quartet of the fast and furious Windies, not to mention the forever  charged, indomitable Dennis Lillee, who perpetually tormented him. Instead of Michael Holding, Sunil faced Nobert Philips, instead of Dennis Lillee he faced Jeff Dymock. ( I am sure not many can't recollect Nobert Phillips or Jeff Dymock from top of their head, both of whom had forgettable careers, but made immense  contributions towards Gavaskar's).

In fact in 1980-81 series against Australia when the stars were back from Packers series, our Sunny bhai struggled against Lillee, who frustrated the batsman so much, that when he was given out LBW to Lillee, a visibly frustrated Gavaskar called his partner Chauhan off the field. (Glad sanity prevailed and India continued its batting and was saved from the ignominy of himiliation due to Sunny's dark and battered ego and lack of grace).

For those uninitiated, Kerry Packers was an Australian Billionaire, who peeved with their board for rejecting him telecast rights, lured cricketers all over the world by paying them hefty amounts. He innovated night cricket, color clothing, white ball and invited South African cricketers who readily wilted as they were banned those days from playing international cricket for their government's Apartheid Policy. Though night cricket and curtailed version of the game is a norm now, it was considered unconventional at that time.

A few Indian cricketers, including Gavaskar were invited to Packer's Circus (as called by the game's Purirans who disagreed with the tycoon's modus opernandi). Non of them had guts to join this lucrative bonanza and make some fast bucks. The reason for them chickening out has less to do with patriotism, more rather lack of courage to think out of box, preferring to settle down in their peanut paying yet pension assures jobs in State Bank of India, in an era SARKARI NAUKRI (government services) ruled the roost.

But the lesser patriots (lesser hypocrites too) and our smarter neighbor Pakistani players immediately jumped into the Packers bandwagon. In fact, Imran Khan, the 3rd firstest bowler of the time was one of more known cricketers in Australia. With a playboy tag, he famously wore a T- shirt, proudly proclaiming on it "BIG BOYS PLAY AT NIGHT".

Apart from being the harbinger of  cataclysmic changes to the game in the form of Pajama Cricket and Professional Telecast by his famous Channel 9, Kerry Packers brought some much needed relief in stemming the dictatorial stranglehold of the cricket boards. Credit must go to this burly chain smoking, ice cream loving, teetotaler tycoon's far reaching foresight. The limited overs cricket which followed and it's grand child version of T20 may not have seen this day sans his vision.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Cold virus has gone viral at home

Cold virus has gone viral in my house. Sidhant brought it from School as free gift for his  parents. Common cold has no cure, can be as irritating as it gets. One gotta bear it for 3-7 days, depending on its severity and your immunity. Plenty of fluids and rest can alleviate it, but hardly cures it.

I prefer gargling warm water with a pinch of salt, a much better natural alternative to antibiotics in curing sore throat. The ginger-black pepper laced tea feels a whole lot therapeutic. So also hot, spicy food, especially the hot Thai chicken soup which tastes titillating to my numb taste bud, as it washes down the food soothing my irritated throat.

Slow chewing of honey coated ginger feels great, so also sipping warm, turmeric laced milk. Our Desi (country) herbs and spices act as wonderful natural remedy for common cold, with zero side effects.

It's always a battle between the body and the bacteria (virus rather), until the former wins over the later. No wonder, the cure for common cold is as uncommon as common sense. But remember, If you take medicine it will last for 7 days, if you don't take medicine it will last a week.

Monday, February 8, 2016

Can Businessmen be successful statesmen

If opinion polls are to be believed, Donald Trump is all set to win New Hampshire Primaries. The rise and rise of Donald Trump brings up a very pertinent question - Can businessmen (or women) be successful statesmen ? Possible, but unfortunately history is not on their side. Rarely we have seen eminent business persons at the helms of affairs of a nation.

Billionaire Trump boasts that if elected, he will build a fence on the Mexican border and make Mexico pay for it. A nation is not run like a corporation. You can't build a fence and bill your neighbor, as you send invoices to your clients in a business. Managing a country is not a business of managing boardroom or balance sheet. A country is not run on the basis of profit and loss. It's takes lot more than that.

It had been observed that Businessmen make poor politicians, national leaders or statesmen. Mitt Romney, a seasoned businessman, who could have been an exception to the rule, failed to enthuse the electorates in the citadel of capitalism. Despite his best efforts he could not get rid of the stigma of vulture capitalist. He could not connect to the commoners especially in a country where business and business men are not so frowned upon, unlike in many nations where they are not a whole likable lot.

I personally admire and respect businessmen for their vision, acumen and stewardship. They make champion managers, have exemplary people skills and guide their corporations to pinnacles of success. However their leadership is mostly limited to their boardroom, rarely beyond that.

History stands as a testimony to this fact. Our great great leaders  Mahatma Gandhi, Subas Bose, Indira Gandhi (arguably the most manly Prime minister India ever had) did not have any business background. In America, the most capitalist country in the world, not non from Roosevelt, Kennedy, Reagan, Clinton or Obama had business background. So also the English Churchill and Maggie Thatcher. So also the myth that a business person would make a national leader still lives on and on, yet to be vindicated.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Muhammed Ali - The American legend

Professional Boxing is a wham-bam sports, so when two opponents punch each other, hardly any sporting spirit engulfs them. Rather than any bonhomie and brotherhood, fellowship and camaraderie, it's natural that there will be anger and animosity between the rivals, unless the persons boxing are Mahatma Gandhi and Leo Tolstoy.
 
Boxers are born to be aggressive, lacking grace. But inside the ring, this Boxing legend was known to float like a butterfly, but sting like a bee, both graceful and aggressive at same time. He was relentless in his fight, cursing and sledging his opponents until he knocked them out. He continued the same aggression outside the ring when he fought for the Civil Rights with grace. Refusing the Draft for Vietnam war, he famously said "They ain't told me no nig*er, why should I fight them", as graceful as a heavyweight boxer can get.
 
A genuine fighter on and off the boxing arena and a legend, Cassius Clay who later converted himself into Muhammad Ali, came to fame when he defeated the legendary Joe Frazier in a bout in 1974 in Zaire, Kinshasa. This match, famously billed as "Rumble in the Jungle", shook the boxing world, creative an earthquake which instantly catapulted him to Stardom, the pinnacle of heavy weight boxing.
 
But he was far from a star in 1960, when as a lanky lad he was representing US in the Rome Olympics that summer. A shy loner in the Olympics village, he had a crush on Wilma Rudolph, the black American female athlete who was the star of the Olympics. He went on to win a medal, would later throw it in Ohio river in Louisville, Kentucky. He felt the medal has no value in then overtly racist America, charged up by Martin Luther King Civil rights movement.
 
Yet his penchant for making controversies never left him. He once said "I am the greatest", vindicating it by staying that way until 1980, when Leon Spinks dethroned him, announcing his arrival yelling "I am the latest". Ali also attracted the wrath of feminists when he said, "I have seven mistakes and one son", alluding to his overwhelming number of kids from the fairer sex.
 
It was irony to see a recent picture this 74 year old American sporting icon, a champion of Champions among boxers who battled with numerous boxing legends, fighting a fast losing battling against the dreaded Parkinson's disease. Life ain't fair. A la Newton's law - Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. He got numerous punches from his opponents as reaction to the ones he landed upon them. It probably has taken a toll on him, in the form of a reactionary force called  Parkinson's disease. Good luck Mohammed Ali. Not sure this generation will ever see another like you in their lifetime.

Friday, February 5, 2016

A close shave in a Saloon - India trip 2015

We NRIs, myself included, give bombastic speeches against the low paid manual labor in India. At the same time we take the guilty pleasure of taking full advantage of that, grabbing it at the first opportunity when time comes. It was my turn when I visited a local saloon for a shave during my last trip to India.
 
This barber shop close to my house was a clean saloon by local standard, in fact it had a wall fitted Air Conditioner. The nostalgic in me was expecting to see an old fashioned BHANDARI (barber) wooden cabins around, with huge posters of movie stars, only place where Amitabh, the one man Bollywood industry of our time, would be overshadowed by Mithun Chakraborty. But my hope was belied.
 
Ever since, these hair cut saloons have improvised themselves. But I hardly noticed any change in profile of the folks inside it. After entering the saloon, I discovered a few ahead of me in line. I did not want to cut line, but soon found out why I was called ahead of the rest. Because, there were many free roamers inside who were not customers, but needlessly hanging around. The reluctant hair dressers, not fan of these BALUNGAs (worthless weeds), wanted to avoid PUNGA (not to mess around), so tolerated their presence as unavoidable nuisance.
 
One of them was combing his hair backwards standing in front of mirror from time immemorial, whistling from  top his snorted piggy lips. He took a break, wiped residual hairs off the comb, check it again by turning it over. Not satisfied, placing it close to his mouth, he tried to vacuum it off by blowing hair. 
 
He resumed his combing operation, ploughing his hair backwards, uttering in Odia - KIRE KUNA (a common Odia nick nsme) RATIRE BAHAGHARA RU PHERILA (Did Kuna return from marriage last night) ? Uttered his counterpart reading a vernacular newspaper - BAPI (another popular local nickname) E JAYE MEESSI KALA KARINI. (Bapi hasn't given me a miss call, which means a call on cell phone which is destined to be missed).
 
The tete a tete continued as the barber chose to ignore their barbs. He focused on giving me a clean shave, used his blade in surgical precision reaching out all the nooks and corners of my face which I can rarely reach. Ignoring these obnoxious weeds inside his saloon, he continued weeding out the unwanted hairs off my face, gave me a nice massage, soothing my jaded nerves.
I thanked him for giving me a clean slate by adding a hefty tip to the final payment, a tiny fraction of what it would have been in USA. Can't complain, when I had a close shave for a tiny amount, as close and low it can get.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Americanized Indian names

Americans find it hard to pronounce certain Oriya / Indian names. Though my name is easy to pronounce, a few call me Sam. I don't mind. Here you go. Feel free to add to the list.

HarishChandra - Harry
Dhananjay - Dan
Dinabandhu - Dean
Krupasindhu - Krip
Narayana - Nora
Nabaghana - Nab
Nilamadhab - Neel
Pradipta Kumar - PK
Satyajit - Satty
Debasis - Dave
Krishnamurthy - Krish
Radhakrushna - Reed
Jagannath - Jagg
Nikunja - Nick
Markandeswar - Mark
Bichitrananda Patnaik- Goes by a shortened form of his last name as Pat, thankfully not by a truncated version of his first name.




Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Zika virus arrives in United States

Welcomed to United States, Zika Virus. The first reported case of the Zika virus contracted in the USA has been found in Dallas County, Texas. This virus is already causing havoc in Brazil through out their summer (it's now summer in southern hemisphere). Transmitted by a variety of mosquito called Aedes Ayegypti, it has dented the prospects of Rio Olympics.
 
Fortunately it's now winter in the United States. Mosquitoes are the most resilient species on earth, who can survive the coldest of coldest winters in Alaska and Minnesota. Another cousin of the tropical mosquito Aedes, called Aedes albopictus lives in America and is said to be capable to carry the virus. So the impact of Zika in United States can only be assessed this summer.
 
On the other hand, in India, the mosquito Aedes Ayegypti, as a part of it's last name AYEGY, which means "will arrive" in Hindi  indicates, is perfectly capable to courier Zika from person to person. This mosquito already exists in India, carrying the dreaded Dengue. The fact that it won't mind the additional task being the courier for its cousin Zika, is something we can least afford back home.
 
With a high population and still striving for a SWACHH BHARAT (clean India) the virus can spread very quickly and widely. It's a small world, so with tourists abound from Brazil and Caribbean, it's time the the authority smells the coffee and wakes up.