Sunday, July 28, 2024

The potato war

Amid skyrocketing prices of potatoes in Odisha, my home state back home in India, the Mamata Banerjee government in Bengal, a high producing state of the vegetable has regulated its supply to other states to control prices in the local market. Meantime in Odisha, leader of Opposition Naveen Patnaik who has good terms with West Bengal Chief Minister, wrote her a letter seeking her intervention to ensure a smooth supply of potatoes to the state from Bengal as it has stopped supply of the tubers to other states.


I have many Bengalis as friends - both inside and outside Odisha. The states of Odisha and Bengal bordering each other among the eastern coromondel coast of Bay of Bengal have a lot of similarities - from the dress they wear, the language they speak, they share common food habits, festivals, culture and traditions. Many call each other's state their home. There is hardly any Odia who has never been to Calcutta, nor any Bengali who has never visited Puri, a favorite holiday destination of Bengalis from all classes. Each year Millions of Bengalis throng the temple town of Puri, enjoying its pretty, pristine sandy sea beach. You can say Bengali is the 2nd language of Puri as the locals speak it in typical Odia accent to communicate with the Bengali tourists. Shops and restaurants all over the town have signs and hoardings written in Bengali. If for some reason Bengalis decide to stop coming to Puri, rest assured the township's economy will collapse like pack of a card within a month.

Odias and Bengalis look very similar. Few years back a PANDA (Priest) in Puri mistook me for Bengali and started chasing me - "OH DADA, ESON ESON (Bro, come with me). I immediately switched to Puri accent, "HAIYE MALIKE, AME PIRA BALI SAHI LOKA" (Boss, I am from the local Bali Sahi, adjacent to the temple) faking the Puri accent, for being originally from that area. The Panda got confused and disappointed for dealing with a local chap, not a vulnerable tourist to be ripped off. Still not giving up he made a last attempt - "HAU, MAHAPURU 10 TA TANKA DIA", "OK, master. Pay me 10 rupee in the name of God". I replied back, "Bhaina (my elder bro). I don't have a single penny in my pocket". As I moved on, I heard our frustrated Panda bad mouthing behind me -"KANGALA KAHASE AYA", "where from this impoverished bankrupt guy has come" ! (We Odias switch to Hindi when we get excited). It was quite a funny experience for me.

Now coming back to potato, in Odia and Bengali we have a term called ALUDOSH (the potato flaw). Pronounced in different accents in Odia and Bengali, they mean the same connotation in both languages. Overall it denotes Idiosyncrasies or unusually irritating attitude, usually lascivious behavior by men towards women, though not just limited to it. That is exactly seems to be happening between the both neighboring states. The Potato politics due to the ALUDOSH from both sides have stung the consumers for whom the vegetable is a staple side item to their primarily rice based diet.

Price of potato has reportedly shot into Rs.50 per kilo. It is making the Odias mad, threatening Bengal for not releasing enough of the tuber to its neighboring states. Bengalis aren't too happy about it. There is an age old saying in Africa "When two elephants make love or war it is the grass which suffers". It is always the hapless consumers who bear the brunt. The brewing potato fight between these neighboring states can be stopped by making them agree to rather brew some potato based Vodka. That can sooth their nerves by sitting together and having a friendly chat imbibing that fiery drinks together.

One solution to this ALUDOSH. Pappu (Naveen) and Didi (Mamata), the most eligible bachelors from the states should tie the marrital knot. In the era of RAJA (kings) and MAHARAJAs (emperors) marital alliances between heads of states often solved age old rivalries. Not much difference these days. Pappu, aka, Naveen is the scion of Biju Dynasty. Mamata is unquestionably the Princes of Bengal. Though with declining health and recently out of job, Naveen has started showing promises of rejenuvated youth. We Odias can take few shots of potato Vodka and dance our way in the "BARAJATRI" (Baraati or groom's procesion) to our neighboring state of Bengal and have fun feasting on our favorite rice and fish meals, enjoying our contested "Rasagola" until this potato mess is resolved.

Saturday, July 27, 2024

Behn**od Air India

Air India is back in the news again. Again for wrong reason. About 250 passengers of Air India who were to travel from Copenhagen to Delhi on June 30 were stuck in Denmark for two days. A San Francisco bound Air India flight was inordinately delayed causing chaos and confusion. A harangued passenger from Delhi in front of the camera retorted back - "BEHN**OD HADH KAR DI" (The sister slammers have crossed their limit). 

I have flown Air India couple of times internationally, the last time was quite long ago in September, 2000. That was like almost 24 years when I was flying home from New York. There was nothing great home to write about the flight. The flight started and reached the destination on time. Those days not many international airlines used to provide Indian food, but Air India used to. With drinks you can have "Moong" mixture as CHAKHENA (snacks) instead of some drab, dry peanuts. Frankly I didn't have anything to complain about except dark, stout, short and pot bellied ugly Air Hostesses to oggle at ! 

But one particular incident stood out. My wife and I were checking in at Air India counter in the JFK Airport, New York. In an era when e-tickets were still fanatasy, we were holding on to our quintessential Air India paper ticket, its trademark red cover followed by couple of pages. A portly, chubby, bald headed Indian guy at the counter while weighing our luggages was flirting with a comely female coworker. The girl retorted back - "Did you forget I tied a Rakhee on your hand not long back" ? (Tying Rakhee is an emblem of sisterhood in India, in this context a smart endeavor by the girl to put a full stop to an obnoxious irritant). 

The guy while handing us our boarding pass shied away his frustration - "BEHN**OD BOLTI HAI MEIN ISKI BHAI HOON (Sister slammer saying I am her brother). My wife and I, both heard it loud and clear. As we walked towards the security gate my newly married wife not exposed to typical slang of Delhi asked me innocuously - "What does it mean" ? I said - "It means he is from Delhi". Then gave her the simplest answer - "As Jai Maharastra" is to Mumbai, Oh' Calcutta to Kolkata, "Jai Jagannath" to Odisha, the word Behn**od (sister slammer) fits well to Delhi milieu. 

During one of my earlier trips just before landing at the Delhi Airport came abruptly the voice of an exalted guy sitting close to me exclaiming to his buddy next row, "OI UTTH, BAIN**OD DILLI A GAYEE" (Get up, So and So the sister slammer, Delhi has arrived). More than the pilot, I found the teen's welcome far more enthusiast and the most appropriate way of welcoming to Delhi. 

It was a grand standing Welcome, Punjabi/Delhi style, where a sentence can start with Bain**od (occasionally sounds as Pain**od, interspersed with a few liberal dosages of Bai**od and ends with Bai**od. It is how the self proclaimed Dill walle (Big Hearted) Dilli walle (Delhites) often greet each other. Same goes in the Punjab provinces of both India and Pakistan. When Sunil Gavaskar, a Maharashtrian, was batting in Lahore in 1978 in his first tour to the country, he was puzzled by some Pakistani players frequently uttering "Pain**od" which sounded like "Pant-Shirt" to Sunny bhai until his skipper Bishen Singh Bedi, a man from Punjab clarified to Sunny bhai what it meant, Punjabi style.  

Bai**od" is not such a bad word in Delhi and Punjab. Apart from usual meaning, it can stand for multiple euphemisms, to describe a scene or situation. "Bai**od KYA THAND HAI YAAR" (My friend, it's so cold), Bai**od MEIN GIR JAUNGA Bai**od (I will fall down, spoken after sighting a pretty girl), Bai**od KYA MATCH THA (what a game it was) ! Friends hug each other, Aa GALE LAG JA OI Bai**od (give me a hug, my dear friend, you the sister slammer).  

Air India might have flown a long way since the year 2000. From a colossal loss making entity used as a fiefdom of Netas (politcians) and Babus (Bureaucrats) It is now privatized. It's still the same old wine in New bottle. But BEHN**OD nothing much has changed - from New York's JFK to Indira Gandhi Airport, New Delhi.

Thursday, July 25, 2024

India and Paris Olympics 2024

The Olympics games is held every leap year, only exception being year 2000 which wasn't a leap year and year 2021 when it was held after a year due to Covid Pandemic. In the leap year of 2024 the Olympics has already gotten underway in Paris, France, its opening ceremony starting tomorrow. This summer Olympics is World's biggest sporting events where athletes will compete on land and water to win medals and laurels for their respective countries. 

In this context, India is likely to improve its medal tally from last time. India has been steadily improving its tally since it won a bronze medal in Tennis in 1996 after a long gap of 16 medal less years. Even its arch rival Pakistan managed to win a medal in 1992 Barcelona Olympics where India came blank. 

It is not a coincidence that India's failure to win a single medal between 1964 and 1992 coincided with its poor Hindu rate of economic growth. India did win a Gold in Hockey in 1980 Moscow Olympics when the 4 top most hockey nations of the time, i.e, Pakistan, Australia, Netherlands and West Germany (Germany reunification was yet to happen) boycotted the games. 

However since 1991 when India opened up its economy under a Congress government, India's performance in Olympics started getting better resulting in medals. It won a bronze medal in 1996, followed by another in 2000 in Sydney. Then it won a Silver medal in 2004, the first Silver medal in a game other than hockey. Then in 2008, India's Abhinav Bindra won a Gold in Shooting, again the first of its kind in a game other than Hockey. India has never looked back ever since and has won multiple medals in each Olympics that followed, in events of Wrestling, Boxing, Wright lifting, Hockey and Javelin. With a rising economy, India is ready to bid for 2036 Olympics. 

Though more is expected from a nation of 1.42 billion people, its still a work in progress and more medal is expected to come in this year's edition of Olympics in Paris. India has been doing much better in Archery these days in which it is expected to win at least one medal. Also it is expected to win a few more in other sports as well. Good luck Olympics team India.


Wednesday, July 24, 2024

How Indian Americans vote

Many aren't aware of the fact that Usha Vance, wife of Donald Trump’s VP pick JD Vance and daughter of Indian immigrants was once a Democrat. She turned into a  Republican after her marriage to JD Vance. Does it mean that most Indian Americans are going to vote Republican ? 

Don't think so. Indian Americans vote overwhelmingly for the Democratic party, though Republican party has been able to make some late inroads over a period of time, though marginal in nature. Nearly 80% of Indian Americans voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016. That's a gargantuan gap there. But in 2020 it got reduced to 78%, which means the gap has narrowed down a bit by 2%, not by a substantial margin.

As seen from comments on social media many are of the opinion that Trump is good for India. Last time I was in India, I ran into our neighborhood grocery store. The owner of the store known to me for more than three decades was excited to see me. He welcomed asking me the standard question I get from all during my India trips - "When did you come and how long you will be here". After we exchanged pleasantries he told me - "TRAWMPAW AU BAIDENEY BHITARE PUNI KANA LADHEI HABA ! TRAWMPAW ASILE AMA DESHA PAI BHALA. Pakistan UPARE BOMA PAKEIBA. NA KANA APANA KAHUCHANTI (It seems Biden and Trump are going to fight again. It will be good for our country if Trump comes to power. He is going to bomb Pakistan. What do you say) ? I said - "APANA TA SABU JANICHANTI. MU ADHIKA KANA KAHIBI" (You are know everything. What more could I say) ? From his body language I could decipher that he took my response as a huge compliment. Nothing has changed since January except now Trump is going to fight Kamala Harris, not Biden.

American Presidents are good or bad to India or any nation per se depending on their country's national interest. Today India being an emerging economy America has business interest in it and strategist interest in containing China. Regardless who becomes the President, he or she will be good for India as long as it suits the American business and geopolitical goals. Foreign policy isn't governed by emotions, rather by pragmatism and crude reality. There no permanent friend or enemy in geopolitics where only permanent interest thrives.

There is another myth going around that only Republicans care about India. Let me counter it with some facts. In fact Bill Clinton, a Democrat, was the first US President to visit India after 24 years. The last President to visit India was another Democrat Jimmy Carter in 1976. Between these trips the Republican presidents Ronald Reagan and George Bush Sr never made a trip to India. While President Reagan went on arming Pakistan caring a hoot about India, another fellow Republican POTUS Richard Nixon went to the extent of referring to India's woman Prime Minister Indira Gandhi as "that Bitch". 

I haven't failed to notice that most persons of Indian origin in USA start as Democrats when they arrive in this country as nascent immigrants. But once they start making money their attitude becomes elitist and they start talking like Republicans, e.g. paying less tax, displaying anathema towards large government and advocate family values. But some Indian-American Republicans who talk about family values are perennial wife cheaters and notorious womanizers, champion hypocrites they are !

Let's do some Math here. Per latest census, number of folks of Indian origin in US is 4.5 million (1.5% of the total population). Out of them, American Citizens of Indian origin would be less than 3 million as there are lot of Indian diaspora on Green card, other work related visa and students who cannot vote in the US Elections. That makes Indian-Americans about 1% of the total Registered voters. For those who are eligible to vote, simply take a look at the demography. Among the Indians in the United States 51% are Hindus, 19% Christians, 11% Muslims, 5% Sikhs and 10% unaffiliated to any religion. Bulk of the support comes to the Republican party from the Hindus.

Majority of the Indian Americans live in the states of California, New York, New Jersey, Illinois and Texas. Out of these the first four are solidly Democrat and Texas Republican. The Indian American vote in these states won't make any difference to the outcome of the Election. However in swing states like Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and my home state of Georgia where election will be decided by few thousand votes, Indian American vote does matter. Even if the Indian-American votes for Democratic party goes down by a few percentage points due to our newly converted Republican Desis (a slang for Persons of Indian origin in America, of used in a derogatory sense), still Democrats won't get anything less than 2/3rd of Indian -Americans votes in this election. Let's see if will be able to make a difference in the outcome of US Election 2024.








Saturday, July 20, 2024

Turbulence in airplane

Not so long ago a passenger in a Singapore Airlines flight died and several other were seriously injured due to severe mid-air turbulence. An United Airlines flight too hit such rough air that a baby was thrown in air mid-air, fortunately not harmed. One passenger's head 

Not so long ago a passenger in a Singapore Airlines flight died and several other were seriously injured due to severe mid-air turbulence. An United Airlines flight too hit such rough air that a baby was thrown in air mid-air, fortunately not harmed. One passenger's head made a dent in the ceiling and few were admitted to hospital. 

This being the summer holidays, many will be travelling far and wide. Unfortunately Summertime is also peak time for turbulence due to unstable tropic air clashing with jet stream on multiple fronts. I love winter travels, when the weather is salubrious, the air is still and crispy and unlike summer season, the flights are less prone to turbulences - at least in Northern hemisphere.

Turbulence in airplane scares the hell out of me. I have fear of heights. Once on top of the Sears Tower Chicago where my son jumped on thick glass enjoying the sight of cars plying underneath him looking like matchboxes in motion. But I felt dizzy enough to step few feet back to my comfort zone. Now flying for more than quarter of a century it hasn't gone unnoticed to me that the occurrences of turbulences in air have gone up over years. To vindicate my observation, as per a report published in National Geographic magazine, because of climate change the extreme weather events that breed turbulence are likely to become more frequent and intense. That means air travel which is getting costlier and less customer friendly, is going to have the additional baggage of more bumpy rides. This is less pleasing and more scary scenario.

Seventeen years ago in July, 2007 at peak of the monsoon season moments before my flight landed at Bhubaneswar Airport in India, dark clouds started engulfing the plane. The Alliance Aircraft (a subsidiary of Air India) encountered severe turbulence as it was pelted with powerfully packed tropical air currents. Unlike the violent winds outside, inside wafted a calm and composed female voice - "MAUSAM KHARAB HONE KE KARAN AAP APNI KURSI KI PETI BANDH RAKHIYE (Due to bad weather please keep fasten your seat belt). I promptly followed her order.

The plane shook vigorously, shaking my confidence to the hilt. Some slid down their window to take a peek outside, not knowing that turbulence can only be felt, can't be seen, for High school Science says Air is a mixure of invisible gases. There is no debris or dust flying at 35,000 feet to make the air visible. I am sure they must have been disappointed. As the Aircraft shook violently, for a moment I thought the overhead baggage compartment will break open, spilling the bags on hapless passengers. The shaky roller coaster ride which lasted a few minutes seemed like eternity. It was enough for the agnostic in me to suddenly turn into a believer. My agnosticism vanished into thin air. I closed my eyes and started remembering all our 33 crore (330 million) Gods and Goddesses mentioned in Hinduism, including the little Goddess under the Banyan tree near my home whom I conveniently ignored for so long.

Finally the ordeal was over. The flight touched the ground amidst pouring, torrential rain. The passengers rejoiced by clapping and whistling. Soon I could hear murmurs of HEY PRABHU (O Lord) and JAI (Hail) JAGANNATH from the passengers repeatedly touching their foreheads with folded hands, offering their thanks to God Almighty for saving their lives and letting them live another day. As the flight came to a complete halt, I was back to my normal self and my belief in agnosticism. The selfish me forgot once again the plethora of Gods and Goddesses I remembered only moments ago.

Flight plans avoid regions in atmosphere known to be prone to severe turbulence, but these regions constantly move. Hence it is difficult to predict exactly where the severe turbulence is going to be. Per Stanford, USA based NASA Center of Turbulence Research
help is on the way. One US airline debuted new turbulence detectors that use special radar to predict the levels and locations of turbulence in the flight path. Yet such prediction isn't 100% accurate as Nature always holds the Trump card over humans. It is going to be a perennial ongoing battle between man and nature in the game of upmanship.

Monday, July 15, 2024

The first month of Mohan Majhi's government

 Little more than a month since a new government took office after 24 years in Odisha, my home state back home. The first 100 days of any marriage is called as the Honeymoon period. The couples don't tend to judge each other as they are busy exploring themselves. This phase usually lasts from 3 to 6 months. Eventually familiarity starts  breeding contempt as reality strikes. 

Same goes with public life and politics. A new face and a new government carries the burden of hopes and aspirations along with unbridled expectations. As the new CM of Odisha from BJP and his team don't carry any prior baggage and come fresh from the oven after 24 years of same old, same old people gone stale over the time, I would give them an extended honeymoon period of more than 6 months until end of this year.  


But one positive step taken by Mohan Majhi, the newly elected CM of Odisha is meeting with the general public to listen to their grievance. People from far and wide, nook and corner of Odisha are coming down to Bhubaneswar to meet the Chief Minister with their complains filled with general apathy from government. Mr. Mohan Majhi gives them a patience hearing. His predecessor Naveen Patnaik, though a thorough gentleman, was elitist type who hardly reached out to commoners, creating a mystic aura and enigma surrounding him. The Chief Minister's grievance cell during the previous administration was lying defunct for several years. So this is a step in the right direction by Mohan Majhi's government. 

But at the same time it seems weird to me that the colors of Laxmi Bus, a brain child of previous BJD government is being changed from Green to Saffron. Doesn't make any sense. What's the point of doing that ? Does the common man who travels by bus really cares about the color of the bus ? What a collosal wastage of government money ! BJP's party bigwigs who could be pulling strings from center should understand that Odisha is neither a communal, nor a saffron state. They simply voted AGAINST Pandian, not FOR BJP. So any kind of saffron painting will hardly help, could rather backfire. They better focus on cleaning the mess left from the previous government rather than wasting time, money and effort to change the color of buses.


Friday, July 12, 2024

Family bickering post death

 The parents of an Indian Army's Captain named Anshuman Singh who died in line of duty have demanded changes in Army's next of kin criteria for financial assistance to family members. They claim their daughter-in-law Smriti to whom their son was married to has left their home after their son's death and she now receives most entitlement. "We only have photo of our son with a garland on it" - said the father of the martyred soldier.


It is always tragic for parents to lose their young son and the wife to become widow at such a tender age. It is more tragic to see the family's internal wrangling over money which has now spilled out as they wash their dirty linen in public. Regarding the claim made by the parents of the deceased martyr, we may not be knowing the whole truth, not even the media - social or otherwise which always reports half truths and sensationalizes for TRP. What happens within the four walls of the family no outsider really knows. In most cases the media tends to take sides, casting the parents as victims and painting the widowed daughter-in-law as a greedy opportunist. Many jump into conclusions too fast, too soon with gullible public sympathy invariably going with the parents and an over enthusiastic media ever ready to capitalize on the incident by making the hapless woman the villain of the piece.

Regardless who is the real culprit here, the financial assistance should go to the individual as per the Army rule book, not by public emotions. Law should take its own course based on the definition of the next of kin. Yet sudden financial gains, especially the arrival of unexpected free money can drastically change people. I have seen many such incidents from close quarters.

During the Kargil War in 1999 hundred of men died fighting in the hills along Pakistan border. Apart from the usual government benefits received by next of the kin, a lot of folks contributed towards the family of the deceased. With an overwhelming amount of free money at stake, innumerable family feuds between the widow and other family members came into limelight. It was also reported that in many cases, especially in North India, a good number of army widows were married to their "DEWAR" (husband's younger brother) so that the doles stay inside the family.

Reminded me of the liberally Hindi mixed Odia saying, which I read in an Odia short story titled "ANDHARUA" during my childhood.

"ABE PARASU, JABE PARASU,
BABU PARASURAM;
PAISA KYA NA KARE KAAM."

Roughly transliterated....

Come Peter, Go Peter,
Oh My Lord Peter,
Money Can do,
Tremendous wonder".

Money, Money, Money.
Brighter than sunshine,
Sweeter than honey.

In this materialistic world Money rules, Money talks, Money matters. As matter of fact, nothing else matters. If tomorrow something happens to me, all I will receive is a "RIP" comment on my obituary. People are going to forget me in a week and move on with their life. I won't matter any more to them. But what will matter is the future of my family and money I left for them. I sincerely hope that the parents and the widow of the Army man amicably settle their issues and move on. May God bless them.

Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Happy birthday Sanjeev Kumar

 

If he were alive today, he would be celebrating his 86th birthday. He is Sanjeev Kumar, arguably the most versatile Bollywood actor of all time, born this day in 1938 in Surat, Gujarat as Haribhai Jariwala. A la his other brothers with heart disease in family, he couldn't complete 50, nor he could became a star like Amitabh or Rajesh Khanna. But he was an awesome actor to whom acting and his characteristic smile came naturally. Give him any role - old, young, comedy, tragedy, father, husband, brother or a leader, he would bring the best out of the character. His smile, his style of smoking, whether a Bidi of a slum dweller or a pipe smoking business tycoon was unique of its kind, perfectly fitting to the milieu and the role.

The other day I was watching the movie KOSHISH, where Sanjeev Kumar and Jaya Bhaduri played the role of a deaf and dumb couple who stammered, communicating using broken words and sign language. Stellar, emotionally choked performance from both actors moistened my eyes. Watching him one never feels that he was ever acting, he was just the next door man having a casual look with a harmless smile just leading a normal life. Sanjeev Kumar had great on screen chemistry with actress Jaya Bhaduri. Both of them excelled playing all different combinations of relationships between a man and a woman to perfection - Lover and Beloved (ANAMIKA), Husband and Wife duo (KOSHISH), Father-in-law and Daughter-in-law (SHOLAY) and so on.

In the movie LAKHON KI BAAT, a wonderful family oriented comedy movie Sanjeev Kumar played a comic lawer fighting a Worker's Complenation lawsuit for his brother-in-law Farooq Saikh. In the same movie, Utpal Dutt played the role of a Private Detective with a skull cap. He doesn't laugh at all, but can't stop you from laughing by occasionally winking his over enlarged eyes, swinging around his eyeballs - no actor has ever made me laugh more. 

Sanjeev Kumar's personal life was turbulent. He remained single all his life. Actress Nutan slapped him when Sanjeev Kumar proposed her at the set of movie "Devi". He had proposed to Hema Malini in 1973 which was rejected too and they remained in touch even after he suffered his first heart attack in 1976. Dharmendra who later married Hema Malini was so insecure that during the shooting of the iconic movie SHOLAY ensured that Hema Malini (Dharam was chasing Hema and later took her as his 2nd wife) and Sanjeev Kumar were not seen together in a single scene in that movie. During the shooting of Gulzar's Aandhee Sanjeev Kumar got drunk and knocked the door of actress Suchitra Sen's hotel room in the middle of night during the shooting. An insecure and insulted Suchitra Sen almost left for Calcutta after this incident but for the intervention of legendary Gulzar stopped her. The movie which had resemblance to Indira Gandhi's personal life was banned before getting released.

The singer actress Sulakshana Pandit later recounted been in love and having proposed marriage to Sanjeev Kumar who politely declined. It is speculated as a result of this rejection, Sulakshana Pandit chose to remain unmarried. It is said that Sanjeev Kumar grimaced and famously told Sulakshana Pandit in his distinctive soft, lyrical voice - "Mein Kisi Aur Ko Pyaar Karta Hoon, Aur Toom Mujhe aur Wo Kisi Aur Se. Zindagi Kuchh Ajeeb Si Hai" - "I love some one and you love me, and she loves someone else. Life is somewhat weird". He wasn't far from truth.

Sanjeev Kumar's smile, expression and sarcasm filled dialogues came naturally to him. In one of his movie he is held hostage by a big, burly man. In order to escape he pretended to go to pee and showed his little finger to his captor. The big guy asked - YEH KYA HAI (What is this) ? Sanjeev Kumar says - "PEHLWAN JEE, AAP SCHOOL-WOOL NAHI GAYE THE KYA" (Mr. Bodybuilder. Didn't you ever go to school) ?

In movie SHOLAY he answers a puzzled duo Amitabh and Dharmendra querry about hiring them post a staged fight - TUM DONO KO YAHAN BULA KE KOI GALTI NAHI KI (I have done no wrong by calling both of you here). "LOHE KO LOHA KAT TA HAI" (only iron can cut iron).

Sanjeev Kumar was eqully deft in both comedy and tragedy, until tragedy struck him as he died of heart attack on the morning of  November 6, 1985 at the young age of 47. It was reported he Sanjeev Kumar was drinking till the wee hours of morning when he had a heart attack and breathed his last. 

What a multifaceted actor he was. He was a good man too, having helped many in Bollywood, an industry full of selfish folks. Satrughan Sinha mentioned about how Sanjeev Kumar helped him with money during a phase when the Bihari actor was going through a rough financial phase in life and Sanjeev Kumar was one of the highest paid. In the movie Sanjeev Kumar was paid Rs.1.25 lakh, more than any of the other actors in that movie.

Happy Birthday Sanjeev Kumar. You will forever be remembered for carving your niche in Bollywood and beyond. But you have done wrong to the Hindi movie industry by leaving too early when a lot was still left in you. Rest in Peace where you are.

Sunday, July 7, 2024

Robert Clive - the man who led the foundation of British empire

 Going through the classic book "ANARCHY" written by the English Author William Dalrymple, I was fascinated by the character of Robert Clive, who as an employee of the British East India Company (EIC) established the British empire in India. When the young man from a cold, English countryside arrived in a chaotic, post Mogul India, no one in his wildest of dreams, not even Clive himself ever thought that he will lay the foundation of the British empire in India. But in reality it was not Great Britain, but a company called British East India Company (EIC) which with only a few thousand Englishmen present in India ruled a nation of 200 million people for 100 years, until the Queen of England officially took over India after the Sepoy Mutiny or India's first war of independence in 1857.

The British after Sir Thomas Roe in 1605 AD presented himself and his credentials to Mughal Emperor Jahangir on behalf of the King of England to earn trading rights with India continued to flourish in India, a rich country those days. Sir Thomas Roe was impressed by the opulence and gargantuan sized treasury of the Mughal Emperor so much so that he famously said the wealth of the King of England would pale in size of the wealth of Alamgir (Emperor) Jahangir. Soon Thomas Roe settled in the court of Jahangir and became close to the Emperor. Their admiration was mutual. Jahangir was very fond of Thomas Roe and the gifts he got for him from England. Fascinated with England and stories of their countrymen Jahangir was curious about England and to know whether Englishmen could fart as normal humans do. Once Jahangir laughed nonstop when Thomas Roe farted loudly in front of him. However their friendship was detested by Jahangir's all powerful wife Nur Jahan who never liked Sir Thomas Roe, jealous of the later's closeness with her husband.

Britons traded for more than a 100 years until the ambitious Robert Clive gave them a break and confidence in 1757 with a spectacular win in the famous victory in Bengal's Mango marshland near a village named Plassey and there was no looking back for them. But much before that, nearly 100 years ago before the Battle of Plassey which led to the foundation of the British empire in India, Chattrapati Shivaji, the Maratha strongman could foresee their ascension. He once said about the British - "The Englishmen aren't mere traders. They are a very shrewd race and can steal from right under your nose without you even knowing it". He was so prophetic.

Coming to Robert Clive, he was a petulant child of a middle class Englishman. From his childhood and during his youth Clive was a street fighter - short tempered and impulsive in nature. Neither good in academics nor a helping hand to his parents, Clive's father managed to get a job for his son in the British East India Company. Soon a young Robert Clive was on aboard on the next sailing ship to India, a trip which took close to a year as there was no Suez Canal those days and the ships to India had to circumvent via "Cape of Good Hope", the southern tip of Africa. The long journey to India was hardly remarkable for Robert Clive. He fell sick throughout the journey and fought with his shipmates. One day fell overboard and could have drowned but for the alertness of a lone sailor who saw him at the nick of time and saved his life. Least the unknown sailor knew that he saved the life of a person who was going to write history by laying the foundation of the British Empire in India.

After his arrival in Madras port, Clive took time to settle down. He hated every bit of India and Indians, starting from the dark skinned natives to the hot, humid, dust laden climate of his new country of arrival. He longed for the cool, salubrious English weather, its lushly, green rolling meadows in the letters he wrote back home. Soon he contracted Malaria and became very week. He went through bouts of depression and tried to end his life by putting his pistol inside his mouth and pulling the trigger. The gun didn't fire. He was destined to live another day, only to die another day after establishing the British empire in India.

In his early 20s, Clive started as a clerk, the only job the uneducated young man was fit for. But his rise was fast in the echelons of the Company as he was a risk taker with a "can do" rather than a "can't do" approach, endearing all by his unique leadership quality showing tremendous grit and courage at time of adversities, getting things done. He was an excellent trainer and strategist. Clive rapidly rose in ranks and was the chief architect of creating a battalion of Sepoys called "Telengas", consisting mostly from present state of Telengana, training them with the modern European style of warfare and strict discipline of following offers. His biggest success was removing the threat from the French in Carnatik South and Madras with whom the English were perpetually at loggerheads. Impressed, British the East India Company promoted Clive and sent him to Calcutta. Before sailing to Calcutta, Clive got married to an English girl who fell for his  flamboyant personality which is quite normal for young girls, even those days. Though he lacked the culture, mannerism of an educated English boy, Clive's street smart intelligence, grit and strong, determined personality impressed his beau. No wonder it is said that good girls fall for bad boys.

Being patient and watchful was not in Robert Clive's lexicon. His bosses and colleagues were not very enthusiastic on Company's military approach and wanted to focus on trade and trudge slowly on political arena. But an ambitious Clive who underestimated the Indians wanted to fiddle in the politics of Bengal - a huge swathe of rich, fertile state. He could sense the anarchy and instability in the political system in and around Bengal at a time the popular Sultan Aliverdi Khan had just died and his power usurped by an arrogant, fickle young man and equally unpopular, his new nephew Siraj-Ud-Daula. The young, newly crowned Nawab of Bengal was more known for his bisexuality, debauchery acts of picking young, beautiful girls taking bath on the bank of river Ganga for his Harem than his administrative skills. A haughty and arrogant Siraj-Ud-Daula misbehaved with Mir Jeffer, the uneducated but powerful commander of his military which would prove costly for him.

Sensing the internal division in Bengal Confederacy Robert Clive established secret contact with Mir Jaffer and brought him to his side, promising him the position of the Nawab of Bengal if the later helps him to remove the young Siraj-Ud-Daula. Another powerful man of the time, the Jagat Seth brothers, a duo of rich financiers constantly humiliated by the new Nawab were ready to finance the East Indian Company to take out Siraj-Ud-Daula and replace him with the more malleable Mir Jaffer.

Unaware of all these conspiracies behind him, Siraj-Ud-Daula with a military of 100,000 was over confident of defeating Company's army of 3000 - 800 Englishmen plus 2,200 Sepoys, consisting mostly of lower caste "Telengas". But his unwarranted complacency would turn out detrimental to him for several reasons. First and foremost, due to constant invention and innovation in a Renaissant Europe the British had access to the weapons made of latest technology. The English and French guns and cannons were far superior in quality to the Mughal era weapons and muskets. Secondly, the East India Company's Army were adept with the modern European strategy of battalion style movement of bionet holding cavalry, hitherto unknown in India still relying heavily on war Elephants who turned liability than assets in context of modern warfare. Thirdly, the Englishmen had a well trained, disciplined, motivated Sepoys whereas the Nawab's Bengal Army consisted of recruits who were least disciplined and motivated, ready to flee the battlefield at any moment. So the numerical advantage of Siraj-Ud-Daula's army didn't make any sense in the context of warfare. Fourthly, a large chunk of Siraj-Ud-Daula's army under the leadership of Mir Jaffer was ready to betray him.

And lastly, God was an Englishman. No wonder they say "Fortune favors the Brave". Not every one in British East India Company but Robert Clive was confident of their army of 3,000 defeating a numerically larger army of 100,000 as the opponent sides were lined up against each other in the swampy, mango orchard of Plassey on June 23, 1757. This was early monsoon days in India. A heavy downpour during the noon dampened the gun powder of Nawab's Army which was kept without any protective cover. But the East India Company generals were prudent enough to keep their gun power dry well covered and secured under tarpaulin. No sooner the rain stopped, than the highly efficient British canons came blazing through their opponents, while the helpless army of Siraj-Ud-Daula became cannon forders as they couldn't use their own cannons to retaliate due to their stupidity of leaving their gun powder uncovered under torrential rains.

The Nawab's indisciplined army fled without offering much resistance while those loyal to Mir Jaffer stood aside without offering any semblance of resistance. Robert Clive was happy that his strategy, both political and military succeeded as planned. Nothing succeeds like success and Clive became an instant hero in the eyes of the Company. In no time, a dilettante English youth educated worthy to be a clerk rose to become the Governor of Bengal, a Confederacy which included modern day Bangladesh, West Bengal, Odisha, Bihar and Jharkhand so much so that, he wrote to his folks in England - "Give me just 2,000 English soldiers. I can conquer entire Hindustan (India)". There was no point of return for Robert Clive, though he chose to return back to England. The young man who left England not long ago with few pennies in pocket returned home like a Nabob, with enough money to buy a large estate and a seat in the British Parliament.

Clive wrote to his friend and biographer Robert Ormy in London - "Fortune seems determined to accompany me to the last". But nothing lasts forever, certainly not the good days of Clive's fortune, perhaps destined to last until he gave foundation to the British empire in India. He already had survived two close calls to death. Robert Clive though initially admired and honored, was soon charged of corruption in English Parliament as he could not justify his source of income as his employer British East India Company came under strict audit, both in terms of finance and conduct. Humiliated in Parliament, Clive slipped into depression. Persuaded by his wife, he toured France and Italy, buying paintings.

But nothing could change his melancholy mood swings. His constant tryst with Gout and stomach pain made his depression worst. Few months before his 50th Birthday, his wife found him dead in bathroom where he apparently killed himself by slashing his wrist using a crude knife. It was not the first time Robert Clive attempted to take his own life, but he failed in his earlier attempt. He even fell overboard on a ship to India only to be saved at nick of time by an alert sailor. But this time luck wasn't on his side. Died unsung, he was buried very next day without much fanfare. Thus concludes the story of ROBERT CLIVE, the end of a remarkable life, of a man who led the foundation of the once mighty British empire in India, the "Jewel in its Crown" for another 200 years to come.

Saturday, July 6, 2024

Happy Ratha Yatra 2024

Recently I saw a rally of sea of people thronging in droves to felicitate India's T20 World Cup winning cricketers in the streets of India's richest city and its commercial capital Mumbai. Following the sidelines of recent stampede deaths in a religious congregation in Hathras, UP such a mega gathering brings the topic of public safety to mind. Thank God no stampede like incident happened, but a few minor injuries have been reported. 

I am so glad that Team India won a major event like World Cup after a long hiatus of 13 years. Cricket is a religion in India. Nothing more unites India or Indians than Cricket, a game of English origin where currently no more than half a dozen nations are taken as serious contenders. Remember a scene from a Bollywood movie named KHATTA MEETHA (Sweet and Sour) which is at best passable ! Shot in a small town of Maharashtra, the actor Akshay Kumar remarks sarcastically to his lead female counterpart who taunts him for not being Indian enough - "When we became Indians ! We are Marathis, Tamils, Punjabis and Bengalis first. Only time we think ourselves as Indians when India plays a cricket match against Pakistan". He made his point. 

Now forget the World Cup rally, I wouldn't even go to attend the famous annual "Ratha Yatra" in Puri, Odisha these days. Not that I don't want to be physically present there and enjoy, be part of the festive mood, but for me and my family safety comes first. I know that the local authorities are making excellent arrangements and taking all precautions to avoid any untoward incident. Yet they can be helpless in a congregation of 1 million plus people in those narrow lanes of Puri. I am originally from that area and pretty well familiar with the milieu from my childhood. Although they have organized and cleaned up the temple premises and its surroundings, yet the place is not large enough to accommodate a crowd of more than 1 million. With Bhakti (devotion) in my heart, I would rather visit Sri Jagannath temple in Puri on a normal day. JAGA KALIA, as Lord Jagannath is popularly addressed in Odisha will understand my predicament. 

Puri Jagannath temple has a history of its tryst with stampede incidents. One such event took place during the Sri Jagannath "Nagarjuna Besha" in November, 1993, an occasion which happened after 25 long years. There was a huge crowd inside the temple. From what I heard, a piece of wire was lying on the ground and someone yelled that it was a live electrical wire which eventually turned out to be false. But the damage was done. Stampede ensued, followed by several loss of life and multiple injuries. 

I remember the then Chief Minister, the legendary Biju Patnaik who unlike his son isn't measured in his words saying - "JIE MALA SWARGA KU GALA. MU BI MARITHILE SWARGA KU JAITHANTI". Transliterated from Odia it means, "Whoever died went to heaven. If I would have died, I would have gone to the heaven". (It is believed that one who dies inside the Puri Jagannath temple has a straight ticket to heaven. The entire day's Mahaprasad or the food offering to the God would go Maara or inauspicious and be buried). The Chief Minister's much publicized comment was considered tasteless at that time of tragedy. But it was quintessential Biju, a remarkable man who could get away with making such avoidable remarks. 

Hopefully tomorrow's Ratha Yatra in Puri under a new administration after almost 25 years, a la, the ill fated Nagarjuna Besha which happened in 1993 after 25 years goes incident free without any untoward events. May CHAKADOLA (another name of Sri Jagannath Swami) keep His devotees safe and sound. HAPPY RATHA JATRA to all. Stay safe and enjoy !!!

Friday, July 5, 2024

Hathrus tragedy and Baba Culture

Hundreds died in a preventable incident when the disciples of one Bhole Baba (religious Guru) thronged to touch his so called lotus feet after end of a long PRAVACHAN (sermon) session which went grievously wrong, causing a stampede resulting in multiple deaths and injuries. This tragic incident took place in the Hathras district in India's most populous state of Uttar Pradesh, popularly known as UP.

This reminds me of another Baba, a charlatan in the guise of a saint who once lived in Bhubaneswar, Odisha during the 1990s. He proclaimed himself as an incarnation of Lord Vishnu, His 11th Avatar. On the auspicious day of JANMASTAMI (Birthday of Sri Krishna) it was rumored that the Baba himself turned into BAL GOPAL (Baby Krishna). He would come crawling towards his women devotees would cuddle him and take turns feeding him milk. The Baba who preaching others about avoiding fatty food, himself was not so averse towards it, as it was said that the pervert Baba had a preferential fetish for full fat milk over semi fat ones.

Well, he imbibed so much milk in his "DUGDHA PAAN" (Milk drinking) session that he could not digest any more and so also the local populace could digest his weird escapades. One fine morning his ASHRAM (abode) was stoned and Baba fled away to his safety before the public could get hold of him. Don't know what happened to this self proclaimed 11th incarnation of Lord Vishnu, but he is now rumored to have resurfaced elsewhere to preach sermon to a different audience on a different day.

In Punjab the controversial Baba Ram Rahim Singh was in news not long ago. The Baba had been convicted of rape charges and his followers had taken to the street, taking the tri state of Punjab, Haryana and Delhi into hostage for a few days as violence reigned. The Baba had patronage of all political parties. Now we have examples of fake Babas from East (Odisha) and North (Punjab), South (Tamil Nadu) in the form of the controversial Nityananda Swami and in West (Gujarat) in Asharam Bapu, to complete the pan-India affliction of Baba franchise.

I am not against Godmen or Godwomen.  They and their followers have every right to their belief and peaceful assembly to preach and sooth the tired souls as long as they stay within the framework of law. But some Babas and Matas (Godwomen who are fewer in number compared to Godmen) are known to take law for granted and into their own hands. They also indulge in obnoxious activities, often involving women and children. The myth surrounding them gets shattered, replaced with controversies and eventual free fall from grace.

What's the secret potion that enables these Babas to sustain, survive and elude the authorities of any misdeed ? Many of those nefarious Gurus have equally unscrupulous folks as disciples which includes but not limited to corrupt politician, bureaucrats and businessmen. The Baba often acts as a conduit, a wheeler and dealer for those in power, a backroom boy who knows their secrets and use them an his insurance for future.

The vast majority of the disciples are not illiterate, poor folks as we would think - they are rather from the middle class and upper strata of society. Many, especially women suffering from insecurities and bored with their bland daily drudgery of suburban, small city life become the SHISYAS (Female devotees) of these charlatans to get some kick out of their mundane lives. But disillusionment kicks in for some in some way or others when they discovere how uncouth and fake are these Babas are. Their Guru's misdeeds get exposed over time.

But they might be in the minority, for come what may, still a vast number of brainwashed BHAKTs (disciples) chose to virulently defend their Babas. This doesn't come as a surprise to me. When I posted earlier about the milk loving Baba of Odisha, a friend of mine apparently got pisses off and started trolling me. If this was the reaction from my smart friend, an alumnus of IIT Kanpur, forget about the rest.

Gladly, law and their own Karma takes its own course and their Karma like a bitch sucks up the milk loving Baba. I hope they rot in jail, excelling in CHAKKI PEESING ... PEESING...PEESING (A Hindi allegory describing jail time).

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Happy 4th July - 2024

 The Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus discovered a land in the year 1492, though the name "America" came from Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci. Columbus (the name taken by multiple cities in US including the one where I live) died a frustrated man. Because the legendary Spanish explorer was never able to discover his dreamland called India - considered the land of opportunity those days. A frustrated man, he had to settle for a group of Islands which he aptly named as West Indies (India of the West) when his ship "Santa Maria" sailed far west in the Atlantic Ocean instead of East where India was located. The name "Indies" was the consolation prize for his failure to discover the El Dorado of the time - the land of milk and honey called India.

Wish Columbus had lived half a century longer and found solace in the readings of the famous French Seer & Clairvoyant Nostradamus - the man credited for seeing the future centuries ahead of time, which includes correctly predicting the arrival of Napoleon and Hitler as well as the two World Wars accompanying these two anti-Christs, dwarfish looking men trying to create a tall world order. Around the year 1550 Nostradamus predicted - "The New World", as America was called then, will rise to its zenith of power close at the turn of millennium. He was half right. United States of America went a step further and become a Superpower at turn of the millennium.

A new star was born little more than a century after Nostradamus's famous prediction. Western settlers adventured their way to North America which those days had more Bisons than humans. The Pioneers (explorers in the form of initial settlers who moved further west and south) would expand the American horizon - from its initial 13 states to 50, each star representing one state, combining to form the United States of America. The last ones acquirer were Alaska - a lucky buy at a darn cheap price from Russia and the Island of Hawaii, a vacationer's paradise. When Alaska was sold by Russia for a darn cheap price, American press howled - "Russia sold a sucked orange to us". US is now sucking oil and gas from the mineral rich state, not to mention the revenue from tourism in Alaska.

America became independent on 4th of July, 1776, commemorating "Declaration Of Independence", after defeating the undefeatable English, arguably the only nation ever in history to have convincingly defeated the British and drive them out of their land. (Although America retained the English language, Foot, Pound Unit of measurement and modified the English game of Cricket to their own Baseball). A defeated Lord Cornwallis had to beat retreat and accept defeat. Cornwallis who was driven out of America went later to India to establish the British empire over there.

America is still a baby, considering only 247 years old compared to the most civilizations of the world, some of whom are at least 10 times older. But the baby has taken some giant steps in a short span of time, which no one has ever done in history of mankind. A land of immigrants, it has come a long way since the days of the Mayflower (early immigrants). Isolated from rest of the world, America coped well with changing times - began as an agrarian society, followed by industrial revolution which made it self sufficient, whereas trading made it rich.

Soon it surpassed Europe in opulence. By First World War, 90% of American households had access to car, 4 times more phones per person than British, 6 times more than Germans the other two nations considered compatible to US at the time. Except a blip post during the 1929 financial crisis which exposed the ugly underbelly of American Capitalism, its opulence prevailed. The reason - America's uncanny ability to continually innovate, invent and improvise. From Electricity, Air Conditioning, Airplanes to this platform called Facebook and its host internet, the iWhatever devices we use to connect and communicate across globe as well as use these American products to be critical of the United States are all America's contribution to the rest of the world.

America is known for it resilience. Those who built America from the scratch were adventurous, because they arrived at a time when they left home knowing that they aren't going to come back. They also didn't know what's in store for them at their new place of arrival. They also  knew that they can't communicate to their folks back home in an age sans telephone and internet. Patriotism is ingrained in this nation, vindicated by still able to stitch the country together post Civil war which lasted from 1861-1865.

Time and again America has proved wrong its detractors who predicted its early demise. The end of America as they see is both premature as well as preposterous. The nation will thrive as long as it retains the edge in technology and juggernauts ahead on its wheels of unbridled innovation and free market. Happy birthday to the United States of America. WISH ALL A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY. Enjoy the fireworks and stay safe.