Saturday, July 23, 2016

Social and political life of Indian Americans

As the US election campaign gains steam, it's time to analyze how the Indian American community is expected to vote.

Indian Americans (not to be confused with American Indians or Native - Red Indians who are the original inhabitants of the land) constitute 3 million - nearly 1% of the total population of USA. Demographically they are 51% Hindu, 18% Christian (many born Hindus are converted influenced by Evangelicals), 14% non-believers (I am veering towards that), 10% Muslims, 5% Sikhs and rest immaterial.

Only next to the Chinese immigrants, Indian Americans, are ubiquitous in larger cities and Metros. Nicknamed as DESIs, the NRI community have carved their niche. (Mostly Persons of Indian origin use this term Desi among themselves, often in a deregatory sense, the Mainstream Americans are mostly unaware of the term. Though I have this uncanny ability to laugh at myself, during my inititial days I was uncomfortable being called a Desi, a term generally  used to denote a pariah dog back home in Odisha).

Coming to Elections - Like most monorities, an overwhelming majority of Desis are Democrats, nearly 70% of them. Couple of decades back it was 90%, a decade back it was 80%. So, on an average, a mobility of an estimated 1% of Desis from the Democrat to the Republican camp takes place every year.

The reason - many during their initial days of immigration are in a state of insecurity, tilting towards Democratic party, which is considered as more immigrants friendly. As they start earning  money, making upward mobility, they are impressed by the Republican values of lower taxes (so that they can hoard more money).

Our upward mobile Desi Bhais, like Lord Shiva now have their 3rd eye opened, seeing values in the family values espoused by the Conservative Republicans, finding their own cultural roots brought back from home, aligned more to the Republicans. It's another matter, their idols and the so called votaries of family values are often found caught pants down with their concubines and gays.

So the neo immigrants who step into the Coke land as 100% Democrats, after getting their Green cards become 50% Republicans. 5 years later, with US Citizenship on hand, they are 100% Republicans - the complete metamorphosis of a DESI, from a democratic leaning Caterpillar to a Republican Butterfly is now complete.

For most of them, the journey starts with insecurity, with a perennial struggle from  Credit Card to the coveted Green Card (Without a Credit history it is difficult to get a credit card, as without a credit card you don't have a credit history). With a Green Card and subsequent Citizenship on hand, a roof of their own over their head - it's time to fulfill their SHOUK (hobby).

These hobbies perpetuated by the now settled Desi are myriads - but per my observation it's mostly couple of them. First, a tendency to be a NETA (a political  leader). Most are satisfied by playing roles of a KUJI NETA (small time leader) at the local Desi bodies. As MULLAH KI DAUD MASJID TAQ (A Mullah can't go beyond Mosque), their political ambitions mostly end up as a NETA in their national level cultural bodies. Very rare breeds of our Desi bros go into (or possess the ability to so) the Mainstream American politics.

Secondly, many get pets home, especially dogs and cats. Overwhelming majority of them are Dogs, as for many Desis seeing a cat waking up in the morning is considered as harbinger of bad luck for rest of the day.

The pets give company to their lonely kids at home, acting as a great stress relievers to them, filling the hiatus of lack of companionship in their life they so accustomed to in the land they left long ago.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Republican Convention of 2016

It's not Donald Trump, but the Duck Dynasty star Willie Robertson who gave a short but more impressive speech at the just concluded Republican Convention in Cleveland, Ohio. These Political conventions, covered extensively by media are more of a farce, yet provides an idea platform to showcase themselves in front of tens of millions of Americans who watch it.

Reminds me of Barack Obama, a first term Senator, who catapulted into the  limelight during the 2004 Democratic Convention with his famous "Skinny kid with a Funny name" speech. A star was born that day. When I saw that speech, interrupted by standing ovations, I predicted a bright future for him. Little more than 4 years later, he walked into the White House.

Frankly I feel, these conventions should be reduced to 2 days from being held for 4 long days. The best performance of this Convention was the American National Anthem rendered by the young, blind girl Marlana VanHoose. She couldn't see the crowd reacting to her performance at the Convention, but she could hear their huge applause after she finished singing.." Land of the free, home of the brave".

Ted Cruz grudgingly spoke at the Convention, requesting the electorates to vote per their conscience, rather than directly solicitating vote for Trump. Obviously he hasn't taken his defeat into his stride and shaping himself for 2020, assuming a Trump loss. Differences inside Republican party still remains.

Trump with a shortened hair and softer tone, tried to his Presidential best. He formally accepted Republican Party's nomination amidst thousands of Red, White and Blue balloons wafting around, swooning over him, filling the gigantic auditorium. The attention now shifts to this weekend's expected announcement of Hillary's Vice Presidential candidate. Now over to Philadelphia, the venue of Democratic Convention starting this Monday.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Double lives and wives of public figures

The news of Roger Ailes, the CEO of Fox News, has been at center of the news charged with sexual harassment lawsuit from a female coworker didn't surprise me. And rumor has it - it's one among multiple sexual harassment lawsuits against him.

Nothing new in the Corporate world - except this Conservative News Network promotes Christian family values, when their CEO is caught literally pants down. Can't get more hypocritical than that.

Many politicians and celebrities have double lives and double (often multiple, though not legal) wives. Many Conservative Christian Evangelists, famous for their believes - "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" have been infamously caught with their gay partners.

Many regular Church going, wedding ring flaunting, believers in family values and virulent critics of the then President Clinton's debauchery were caught with their concubines. One was Georgia's Congressman New Gingrich a vocal votary of impeachment against Clinton, was caught having affair with his secretary.

Another was his colleauge Larry Craig, the Idaho senator who was highly critical of Clinton's moral was caught red handed and charged in Minneapolis airport for gay soliciting.

Many temple going BHAKTs (devotees) and PRAVACHAN givers (preachers) whose sermon espouses EKA PAT(N)IBRATA (belief in single spouse), siting the example of Lord Ram and Devi Sita, are known champion womanizers.

Khushwant Singh in his autobiography had mentioned about Moulana Azad, one of our founding fathers and freedom fighters. Moulana would spend evenings sipping Scotch in his privacy and would be curt if intruded.

Obviously he was very secretive about this habit, for it could have impacted his image in public, especially being from the Muslim community. Such public figures leading a double life is not something new. The list is endless. This inherent hypocrisy has to do with our tendency to do do something in private and preach something in public.

Often I wonder about the vagaries of life. A doctor who cures others from incurable disease, falls pray to mundane ailments. Many doctors who give lengthy lectures on bad effects of tobacco and alcohol are chain smokers, champion chewers of ZARDA (scented tobacco) and frequently get doused in liberal dosage of sundowners.

A great bowler who takes the wickets of great batsmen often gets out to ordinary bowlers. A great astrologer who can predict other's future can hardly control his own. Burglaries in a policeman's home are not so uncommon.

A 73 year old gentleman once told me, "I am perplexed by the hypocrisy of  the folks from my generation who now preach morality and abstinence to their children. The irony is, they never cared about these virtues when they were young, growing up.

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Women can't keep a secret

Yesterday Abu Dujana, the Lashkar terrorist was killed by Indian Security forces in Kashmir. If reports are to be believed, apart from creating terror in the valley, this married young man of 28 had several girlfriends with whom he had rotational affairs. A busy guy always on move hiding from the army and police met his end as he was tipped off by one of his extra marital lovers while spending some quality time with his wife after a hiatus.
Last summer Burhan Wani, a young, handsome, charismatic Kashmir terrorist, a recruiter of terrorists and also a champion womanizer was slain in similar manner. If reports are to be believed, one of his jilted lovers led the Indian authorities to him. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
In June, 2006 Abu Musaba Al Zarqwai, the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq and precursor to ISIS was killed by US laser guided bombing. Carrying a bounty of $5 million, time and again he eluded the American forces. Soon he took a young girl as his wife which spelt doom for him.
It accentuated his fall, as the girl was tracked by US agents when she went outside of his hide house to procure her feminine needs. The Americans were able to track her. Ultimately, it was that girl who provided the clue to Zarqwai's location and Americans completed the rest of the formalities.
Osama Bin Laden's extended family of multiple wives and his brood of kids was the harbinger of his downfall. The courier who fetched stuff of their needs for them informed the Americans, leading them to their Enemy no 1. Al Baghdadi, the numero uno of ISIS is still uncaptured - probably his detractors haven't figured out an woman linked to him.
Vladimir Putin having headed Russia's dreaded KGB for long time knew a thing or two about laying Honey traps. He recruited a girl who exposed a Chechen rebel leader by exposing herself in front him, facilitating the upward journey of her paramour straight into heaven by poisoning him.
Rather than taking vengeance on their paramours, it might have been the typical case for women unable to keep secrets - knowingly, gullibility or inadvertently revealing them. Ever since Kunti kept the world's best kept secret by hiding the identity of his illegitimate son Karna, the entire woman race has been cursed by his legitimate son Yudhistir to be never able to keep a secret. It's said that an average woman can't keep a secret for more than 48 hours.
Coke has probably taken a cue from Kunti's Curse. It is no secret that Coca Cola's secret formula is only shared among 7 persons, not a single of them being a woman. The men who have the knowledge of the secret formula never travel in the same flight together to ensure its protection. They have managed to keep the secret till date.
If Coke ever breaks the rule, then this female will tell her female friend the Coke's secret with a Promissory Note extracted under oath - not to tell anyone. Then she will tell her female friend the secret formula, again with a small request of not to tell it to anyone. In less than a week the "Don't tell it to anyone" finds itself on the cover page of Atlanta Courier Journal.

Mike Pence - Trump's VP choice

Trump formally announced Mike Pence, the Republican Governor from the state of Indiana as his Vice President running mate. Pence comes from a solid Red (Republican) state which only once voted for a Democrat in 2008 since 1964.

Mike Pence is a classic American Conservative, committed to Small Government, strong on national defence, believer in a muscular foreign policy, Lower taxes and lower spending on welfare measures. It's a classic strategy by Donald Trump to bring those Conservative voters, who form the base of the Republican party and don't think Trump is conservative enough - back to his fold.

But a Vice president hardly matters and rarely helps a whole lot during a Presidential campaign. It's said that the lost of VP isn't worth a bucket of warm spit - a person who forever lives in the President's shadow and represents the President in the funerals of Third World leaders.

Only if and when the President dies or resigns from office, the Vice president is elevated to the President of the United States. Most recent examples are Lyndon Johnson becoming the President on the aftermath of Kennedy's Assassination in 1963 and Gerald Ford taking over the White house in 1974 after the resignation of Richard Nixon, post Watergate Scandal.

Both hardly left a huge mark as President. Johnson didn't opt for reelection in 1968 for his webbing polpularity. Ford lost to Jimmy Carter in 1976. Last VP who was elected as President was George Bush Sr., nearly 30 years ago in 1988. Al Gore, Bill Clinton's VP lost in the year 2000. Consequent Vice presidents Dick Cheney and Joe Biden refused to run for the office of President.

Will the selection of Mike Pence, a low profile Governor will help Trump. Only time will tell.



Friday, July 15, 2016

Coaching needed for the Odia sprinters qualified for the Olympics

It was so heartening to see two Odia girls qualifying for Olympics in Sprint. On of the girl's best timing in 200m is 0.39 seconds lesser than the Olympics gold medal winner in Woman's category in 2012.

Breaking that hiatus of 0.39 seconds at that level, when a fraction of a second can decide the outcome of the race may be difficult, but not mission impossible. What they need is access to professional coaching, diet and training.

If required they should be allowed sponsorship to go abroad and avail world class facilities as well as coaching to stay competitive. That includes but not limited to special training, diets to improve the muscles in calf and below the knees to give that extra burst and boost to propel them to the next level, may be towards winning proposition.

It's not unusual for many Carribean and African runners train in USA and Europe. As said in Odia "BANA MALLI, BANARE JHADIJAE", meaning, "The Jasmine of the forest wilts away, its fragrance unknown to others". To spread the fragrance, one has to go out of box. In order to earn that competitive edge, one needs to get exposed to state of the art training. Raw talent can only take you this far.

Sunday, July 10, 2016

The rush for health care abroad

Recently millions of Rajnikanth fans were in quandary when they found out their PURATCHI THALAIVAR (Revolutionary Leader) has suddenly gone to United States. Rumors started flying high and thick around him getting some surgery done in the Coke land. Before it manifested further, his brother came out giving a statement - the real reason behind the Megastar of Tamil cinema's Coming to America was to get some routine Medical Checkups done.
Rajnikanth is not new to ailments. A few years back when he went to Singapore for his treatments, his crestfallen fans conducted PUJA (worship) in temples pouring thousands of gallons of milk on SHIVLINGS (Phallus statue of Lord Shiva). many goats were sacrificed and heads shaved off shaved off to save their hero's life.
Celebrities and folks who can afford, rush abroad at the drop of hat for treatment - America being the most favored destination. Examples are many - amongst politicians Vajpayee and Sonia Gandhi had their knee and stomach surgery respectively done in USA. The cricketer Yuvraj Singh removed his cancerous growth in Boston.
Rajnikanth as I just mentioned preferred Singapore, being closer to home, having arguably the best health care facility in Asia. Only Manmohan Singh did his heart surgery in India - probably Madam Sonia did not give him permission to travel aboard, without whose permission he could not even visit loo.
So why there is so much of rush to rush abroad for treatments, even for nominal checkups, even if the same can be done at a nominal price in India ? Though privacy is one of the factors, but certainly not THE ONLY factor.
It's mostly due to lack of trust in the system. Though the quality and quantity of Hospitals back home has gone up manifolds in recent years, the health care may not have caught up to Global standards to earn enough confidence for the men and women who matter most.
It's akin to India's performance in Olympics games. From previously not winning a single medal, we have come to win 5 to 10 medals in aggregate, though still languishing behind the global standard. Our health care probably follows the same pattern - good, yet not good enough when it matters to those who matter.