Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Fake Facebook ids and how to avoid them

 Now-a-days Facebook is flooded with recent messages of stolen profiles. Many wake up one fine morning to see their doppelganger on Facebook, with same profile picture with their 32 betel stained teeth protruding out and many common friends getting a friend request from the same. Only difference - the person is their Facebook mirror image 


We Indians are great at giving unsolicited advice. So, not to fall behind I would recommend the following 5 simple procedures which will certainly reduce the threat of getting duped and duplicated, though not entirely avoid them.

1. Changing your password to a complex one with at least one capital letter, a numeric digit and a special character. For Example - BankAsahi23$.

2. Make your posts friend only, minimize Public posts.

3. Keep your profile picture friend only to be seen by your friends only.

4. Don't blindly accept friend requests from unknowns, certainly not from locked profiles.

5. Don't get tempted to accept a friend request from an unknown account with a pretty girl's profile picture on it. It could be very well a bald, pot bellied old man with white chest and breast hair sitting somewhere masquerading as a pretty woman with name of Sonia Sharma or Angel Pooja with a stolen picture.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Ban of Twitter Demand by Andolana Jibi

 These days I rarely find anything likable about our Prime Minister Sri Modi, but I liked a term uttered recently by him - ANDOLAN JIVI, ascribed to protesters. Many of his Bhakts (a term used for the devotional followers of Modi/BJP) are currently replicating the MAHAPRABHU's (Supreme God) proclamation. They are protesting against the social media giant Twitter which has become their Bette Noir for allowing criticism of Modi/BJP on its platform. Some advocate to ban Twitter like Nigeria has done (It seems Nigeria is the latest icon of Bhakts). I am sure they would be talking differently if Twitter had a filter which allows only criticisms or mockery directed to Rahul, Mamata, Siv Sena, Sarad Pawar and co and blocks any tweets remotely critical of Modi led BJP.


In 1970s D K Barooah, a Congress sycophant famously said - "India 🇮🇳 is Indira, Indira is India". Now for many back home "India is Modi, Modi is India".
If Twitter is indulged in any anti India activities, it should be seriously dealt with. But being allowing anti Modi post doesn't make it anti India. Even the slightest criticism of Modi and/or BJP is frowned upon as unpatriotic by Bhakts. We shouldn't forget that in 2019 National elections when Modi led BJP won record highest ever number of seats, the party got 38% of total votes. Does it mean 62% of Indians are anti nationals ?

Once I heard from a leading Journalist who narrated this funny episode from my state back home Odisha. In a meeting, the Editor of an Odia Daily MATRUBHUMI (Motherland) Balakrushna Kar told the much revered Godabarisha Mishra (A Freedom fighter and philanthropist from Odisha) - "You know. Today I taught a lesson to America".

"What do you mean ?" - Asked Sri Godabarisha Mishra

Continued Balakrushna Babu, "On my Editorial, I have wrote such a scathing rebuke about US President that...". In the meantime public stared to gather, paying attention and listening in interest the conversation between two of Odisha's eminent personalities of the time.

Godabarisha Babu responded - "Oh, Ok. I see. SEITHI PAI PARA AJI WHITE HOUSE RE ROSEI BASA BAND. Transliterated, "Because of your editorial, today they stopped cooking in the White House." It means - White House has taken your editorial so seriously that it has impacted its normal functioning.

So, because of this threat, Twitter's stock has collapsed like a pack of cards. The company has filed for bankruptcy. On Monday it is going to be de-listed from NASDAQ as penny stock. Tonight dinner won't be cooked in Jack Dorsey's home.




Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Generalists vs Specialists

 I am hearing that lot of folks back home without any medical background are doing self medication and prescribing medications of Covid to the gullible ones. That's not only unprofessional, outright dangerous. In other professions a person's dilly dallying in an area which is not his or her forte and subsequent screw up may cost some one money, job or reputation. But messing up with healtcare without a proper degree can cost lives.

Peculiarity of Covid is its unpredictability. It's new, it's novel and it's fatal, and too critical to be left in hands of amateurs. Please let the professional medical degree holders handle it. Life of a person at stake here. Remember, a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, and knowledge sourced from Google can more dangerous. Self medication by an unskilled medical person is still most dangerous, because lives are at stake. A  Medical degree like any other professional qualification is earned and cannot be substituted with shallow knowledge.

Legendary writer Khushwant Singh wrote a self caricature book filled with self deprecated humor and sarcasm - "WE INDIANS". In that book he has devoted an entire chapter to our inherent SUBZANTAWALLAH (Mr. Know All) tendency. On TV, actor Nasiruddin Shah talks of cricket. Suhel Seth and writer Shobha Dey talk about our Annual Budget. Not sure why these ladies and gentlemen venture beyond their realms of expertise ! They can at least decline the offer to come on those panels to relate to the fields where they aren't the connoisseurs.

We are still letting History graduates run Reserve Bank of India, especially when we are no more a basket case of poverty of 1970s era with a Hindu rate of growth, rather a burgeoning, emerging market of $3 trillion GDP and $600 billion Forex reserve. For such an economy, the RBI which is the equivalent of the Federal Reserves of the United States should be governed by an economic pro, not by a history graduate whose only qualification is clearing Civil Services in the 1970s.

Once a gentleman argued with me on this - why can't a history graduate with couple of weeks of training in economics can't manage RBI ? I said, why not ? I can take a 2 week of crash course in Sanskrit and become the Chancellor of Sanskrit University.

Next what ? A Sanskrit scholar from Benarus Hindu University will head ISRO, Indian Spaces Research Organization ? Don't get surprised if that happens one day. As long this trend continues the brain drain of talented ones to the lure of neon lights will be unabated, because a tendency to reward mediocrity over meritocracy. In the age of social media every one is a  SUBZANTAWALLAH. Khushwant Singh who wrote his book in 1970s was way ahead of his time when the Whatsapp University was strictly fantasy.

Sunday, June 6, 2021

The mystery of Mahima Alekh

 Not sure how many from Odisha, especially those from our current generation are aware of "Mahima Alekh". Call it a sect or cult, it is an offshoot of Hindu religion primary headquartered in and around Athagath area of the Cuttack district and its bordering district of Dhenkanal.


The first time I heard about this sect was from my mother who told us siblings about one her father's brother who one fine morning vanished from his house. After a few years my mother saw a man frugally attired with unkempt hair who she could barely recognize as he walked to the doorsteps of her home, asking for alms. 

It was a moment of deja vu as the voice of the man seemed familiar. Before he divulged his identity, the man exclaimed "MAHIMA ALEKH, MAA CHINHILU  MATE ? - "Glory to Alekh, mother did you recognize me ? (In Odisha the women are often addressed as Ma or mother out of affection by elders). Before he did eventually divulge his identity, my mother could recognize him after correlating his face sans beard and long hair to what she saw of him the last time. She could figure it out in her mind faster than any modern Photoshop and clipping Apps used these days to recognize a face with long hair and beard.

Her uncle went ahead, narrating his long  journey - how he saw a dream one night goading him to walk away next morning from his house and walk all the way to Joranda, an obscure hamlet in district of Dhenkanal, the heartland of the Mahima Alekh cult. He got indoctrinated into the sect and settled there. In the meantime the curious onlookers from the village gathered to listen to their son of the soil now literally covered with soil and dirt, absorbing every details of his journey to find the truth as a sponge absorbs water. He was their Prince Siddharth who came as Goutam Buddha after discovering salvation. The Alekh Baba (mendicant) stayed in the village for only a few days and went back to Joranda. He continued visiting his native village intermittently to persuade folks into his sect but hardly found any takers. After his death, he was buried following his sect's dictum, not cremated as per the normal Hindu tradition.

During my childhood I occasionally heard a loud voice uttering "Mahima Alekh" in front of our residence in BJB Flats, Bhubaneswar where my father was quartered. My mother had a soft corner for the Alekh Babas due to her family tie. No sooner she heard "Mahima Alekh" than she would pass me a big bowl of uncooked rice and raw vegetables like Brinjals (Eggplants), Plantains, Tapioca, Pumpkins etc. I would rush downstairs and pour the entire content into the JHOLA (the cloth container) of the Alekh Baba.

The sizable amount of alms would always please the Alekh Baba who graciously blessed "ALEKH MANGALA KARANTU (May Sri Alekh bless you). It kept my memory of Mahima Alekh alive for some time until I left home to study Engineering. Out of sight and out of mind I slowly started forgetting about the sect, until last year when I was starkly reminded of them while going through the book - "A TIME ELSEWHERE" by J P Das. It took me on a time machine back to the 19th century Odisha.

Little more than140 years ago, on March 1, 1881 a group of weird looking people, their bodies smeared in dust and dirt, their hands covered with remnants of half eaten food (called AINTHA in Odia) were noticed at the gate of the famous Puri Jagannath temple. The party consisted of several men wearing loin clothes and women who were scantily clad. Shouting "Alekh, Alekh" the men and women enterted into the temple. Before they could force themselves into Lord's sanctum the PANDAs (servitors) managed to lock the door to entrance.

Commotions followed as scuffe broke out between men and women of Alekh followers and the Puri Pandas. A loud mouthed man from Alekh camp climbed on his coworker's shoulder, probing for an opening to the abode of the deities. The man lost his balance and fell down, hitting his head on a stone, fatally injuring himself. The dead man lied on the ground surrounded by his fellow sect members. A crowd of around thousand people, a sizable one during those days gathered to watch the fun (still today a small accident on the road can attract scores who hardly contribute anything other than watching the drama).

Soon the British Assistant Commissioner of Police of Puri, Mr. Clark, arrived at the scene. As the temple was out of bounds for a beef eating Christian, he sent his Sub Inspector Sri Krupasindhu Mohanty to go inside the temple and look into the matter. Upon investigation it was found that the dead man Dasaram was the leader of the Alekh party. He led a group which came all the way from Sambalpur sent out by their Guru who proclaimed that their God Alekh came in his dream and instructed him to carry out a mission of desecrating the Jagannath temple by throwing the half eaten morsels AINTHA food inside the temple considered highly sacrilegious. It was to be followed by taking out the idols of Lord Jagannath, Balabhadra and Subhadra and burning them. Catastrophic would have been an understatement if it happened so.

On further investigation they revealed that another party was already on way to supplement the party sent ahead. The British authorities of Puri responded swiftly by locking up the other party consisting of 6 men, 11 women and 11 children, rounding them at Sakhigopal in the outskirts of Puri. The dream of the sect to desecrate our Jagannath temple and burn the idols of the trinity never came true.

The intention of the blog is not to blame an entire sect because of the foolhardy act of a few fanatics more than a century ago. Mahima Alekh is a cult, an offshoot of Hindu religion with many prominent members of the society as its members over a century. They are very much a part and parcel of the history of Odisha about which our current generation of Odias living in home or abroad need to be aware of.

Monday, May 24, 2021

RIP Charana Ramdas

 Not many days has passed since I wrote my last obituary, when I had to write one more. He was a true achiever on his own, coming from a humble background. A gifted orator, his life was prematurely cut short. I liked his lucid style of monologue delivery and explanation of our Sacred texts in a simple form to be understood by the commoners.

Born as Rama Chandra Barik in our village, he went by Charana Ramdas - At the feet in the service of Lord Ram. He was very skilled at giving PRABACHANA (sermons) in his catchy style which directly connected to his audience. His sermons are popular on many Odia TV Channels and can be watched on YouTube as well.

He rose from a humble background. His father JATIA BARIKA was the ubiquitous figure in all the marriages held in our village. I remember him from the late 1970s, coming to our home to get tutored by my Uncle who was his contemporary but a better student. He was a fan of Vinod Khanna, dismissing Amitabh Bacchan as a KANKI JUANA (lanky young man). However, Amitabh had the last laugh as he went on to be the superstar. Next time I saw him on TV gone were his long hippie hair of the 70s. He had lost those hairs, turned bald but his sermons turned on my attention. 

An admirer of my grandfather who was a renowned Sanskrit scholar of our village and its vicinity, Rama Barika, as he was addressed in our village went on to pass Matriculation Exam, studied Arts (a local lingo for Humanities subjects) before dropping out of college at some point of time. He went to a local Mutt (Abbott) in Puri and learnt about Jagannath culture and tradition from his Guru Sadasiba Rathasharma, a renowned Jagannath Scholar of the time. He never looked back ever since.

He had a glib tongue. His sermons effectively blended with catchy words, phrases with devotional songs, juxtaposed with stories from our Hindu Scriptures - Puranas, Veda, Upanishad  caught the attention of his audience. Often he was on TV screen as well as on Radio giving running commentary during the live telecast of the world famous Rath Jatra held every summer, captivating the audience, making you feel as if you are on Puri BADA DANDA (Broadway) watching the event.

Covid cut his life short. He was probably around 63 or 64 years of age. May Lord Jagannath bless him with peace. Om Shanti.


Sunday, May 16, 2021

Social media's response to Israel's strike on Hamas

 There is a saying in Odia - "MORA SINA NISA NAHI, MO MADHIA BHAI RA MOTA MOTA NISA (I don't have a moustache, but my Madhia bro has fat moustache). The glee by many on the social media at Israel's bombing on Hamas targets reflects the same. 


For years we have harbored an inferiority complex as a weak nation and Pakistan screwing us time and again. We have hardly done anything spectacular to pay back our western neighbor in the same coin. So when Israel bombs Hamas and the Palestinians, we get vicarious pleasure and jump in ecstasy, because Palestine and Pakistan share one thing - both are Muslim countries. Wish Israelis reciprocate a fraction of our unilateral solidarity with them.

Israel has a long record of double standards vis a vis India. Not just Israel, but every country in the world who follows pragmatic foreign policy does that - hypocrisy and double dealings are the leitmotif of international relationship. Israel is no exception.

Long back I read a book on Mossad - the dreaded Israeli secret service. In June, 1981 in a swift strike Israel using their freshly purchased F-16s from the United States circled and bombed the nuclear plant in the heart of Baghdad, Iraq during the midday lunch hours, when the guards were caught napping. Before Sadam Hussain's soldiers could scramble their Anti-Aircraft guns, the Israeli fighter planes were already out of Iraq's Airspace. 

Iran was very happy for what Israel did to Iraq as Iran and Iraq were in the middle of a war those days. United States was a friend of both Iraq and Israel those days, but an enemy of Iran. However Israel's action supported by America benefited Iran which both nations were well aware of. International relationship, especially in the Middle East was highly complex, still is.

Alarmed by this Zia Ul Haq in 1982 sent secret emissaries to Israel to assure that Pakistan's nuclear program was directed at its arch rival India, not against Zionist forces. As Pakistan had no formal ties with Israel its secret emissaries met their Israeli counterparts in Jordan or Egypt and they struck a deal.

In the same book it was mentioned that towards end of 1980s, Mossad was simultaneously training personnels from India's secret service RAW and LTTE who were fighting for the minority Tamil  rights in Sri Lanka. At that time India's peace keeping force (IPKF) was involved in Sri Lanka, fighting against LTTE. Israel was aware of this and made sure RAW and LTTE trainees didn't bump into each other. The RAW officers were awestruck by the fitness and professionalism of the female trainers from Mossad who were one step ahead from their male trainees - starting from hand to hand combats to their marksmanship. 

My friend Gyan Sharma Jee mentioned that Azerbaijan recently used Israeli weapons on its arch rival Armenia to win a victory. Azerbaijan is an Islamic nation and the whole thing was pushed under the carpet. Our pro Israeli Bhakts who are also fans of Republican Party in America should also note that in 1987 when Ronald Reagan, a Republican was the President, US sold weapons to Iran and used that money to fund the Contra Guerillas. At that time, Iran and US were sworn enemies. The Reagan administration had a lot of explaining to do, but such secret deal making with hostile enemies happens time to time.

In international realpolitik no one is untouchable as far as preservation of one's national interest goes. What Israel is doing now is to protect its territorial interest. DUSHMAN KA DUSHMAN DOST HOTA HAI - an enemy's enemy is a friend. Saudi Arabia is soft on Israel as the later takes care of Hezbollah, an anti Israeli terror outfit funded by Iran. This adds to the complexity of the region.

Middle East is murky and extremely complicated. I doubt Israel would reciprocate a fraction of our camaderie as India interest is least of its concern now. The Middle East crisis is not going to be solved during our lifetime. The likes of Hezbollah, Hamas will attack again and Israeli forces will retaliate. This endless cycles of attacks and revenges will continue. It should not be viewed in a simplistic, religious way - like a discussion at GULLI KHATTI (Light hearted chats a Gully joints). No need to feel as the ABDULLAH in BEGAANI SHAADI MEIN ABDULLAH DIWANA (No need to dance in someone else's marriage party).

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Staying healthy during the time of Corona

 As I was mowing my lawn today, a soothing breeze caressed me as I inhaled a lung full of fresh air. A good half an hour of yard work is a great outdoor exercise for the lungs and arteries, especially the former which needs to stay healthy during this Corona pandemic time.


A lot of folks these days are doing various breathing exercises, Pranayams for healthy lungs. Being restless in nature, I have never been comfortable with Yogic poses and Pranayams. I tried and failed, realizing that they not my cuppa tea. However I am good at swimming and taking long walks, doing garden and yard work in summer, all of which are good for lungs.

Doing exercise for long time helps. Rome wasn't built in a day, so also not body immunity. Slow and steady wins the race. Though late in the game, Corona has scared a lot of my friends to do jump into the bandwagon of Yoga, Pranayam and other aerobic exercises. Thought it's a classic case of too little, too late, better late than never. Nevertheless a step in the right direction.

But it takes a long time to for the body to build its immunity, the lungs to stay fibrous and perforated for filtration, the arteries to be clean. It doesn't happen overnight. It's same as passing an exam by burning last minute midnight oil. We may pass the exam and earn a degree. But it takes long time hardwork and perseverance to earn knowledge.

I am reminded of the Odia proverb BAHAGHARA BELE BAIGANA RUA - "Harvesting Brinjal (Eggplant) at the time of marriage". It simply means, doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. Whatever Yoga, Pranayam we do, if we aren't careful, don't do social distancing and let our guards down (doing wrong things) during this horrendous pandemic (wrong time), we will invite trouble. Let's all  continue doing the right thing, stay healthy and stay safe.