Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Sum hospital tragedy in Bhubaneswar

More than a score died and still more were maimed in an avoidable tragedy in my hometown Bhubaneswar back home. If reports of safety mesures and drill, or rather lack of it, are to be believed, the tragedy of SUM Hospital can be summed up as follows.

Shit happens. Do we take appropriate safety, preventive measures ever, learn from it and plug our lacunae with concrete actions ?

In my workplace, the employees need to go through mandatory Safety drills - with mock fire and tornado evacuations. Every section (there are 4 of them in each floor of our building) has a designated Safety Monitor with backup.

He or she, wearing a identifiable jacket leads the team members to the designated security areas. Elevators are strict no no in case of evacuation, mock or real. Every one MUST take stairs. For fire, one must step out outside the building and for Tornado, the basement area or desigmated Tornado shelters inside the workplace.

Once a burnt popcorn in a microwave triggered the high sensitive, higher pitched, highest shrill Fire Alarm. We got immediate out of the building in a few minutes. Mind it, this is a workplace of healthy individuals. In Hospitals, where we have incapacitated patients, the procedures should be more stringent and properly in place.

But will we ever learn from this ? Public memory is very short, so your guess is as good as mine.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Trump as president is not going to dump Pakistan

It seems many folks back in India are upset with the likely defeat of Trump in the upcoming Presidential election. The reason - in their prism of view, they have construed Trump's anti Muslim rants as his his intention to punish Pakistan, a perennial thorn in the flesh of India.

I am no fan of Hillary. I didn't vote for her twice, both in 2008 and 2016 primaries. But I am sorry, even if Trump makes an unlikely comeback and wins the elections, he will hardly do anything close to satisfy the wish of many back home. Chances are that he could further molly coddle Pakistan at a time US is getting out of Afghanistan.

To all the knowledgeable and not so knowledgeable ones about America - Uncle Sam diligently follows a purely self interest driven foreign policy, principles be damned, whether we like it not. Historically they preach democracy but have no qualms about dealing with sundry dictators from Shah, Marcos, Zia, Musharaf et all.

Post Nuclear deal with Iran, US has signed a $25 Billion Boeing deal with its perennial bette noire. It's the best recent example hoe Uncle Sam is ready to break bread with someone its declared terrorist state for preservation of its self interest.

The other erroneous perception is Republican Presidents are more friendly towards India and less towards Pakistan here is some statistics to chew on :

1. Dwight Eisenhower totally embraced Pakistan at the cost of India.
2. Richard Nixon sent 7th fleet to India during 1971 war and referred to Indira Gandhi as that bi**ch.
3. Ronald Reagan armed Zia's Pakistan to teeth caring a damn about India.
4. George Bush Sr hardly cared about India. His son preferred Musharaf after 9/11, though India offered blank check of help to US.
All the above are Republicans.

So, I have no reason to believe that Trump will be anything different from his predecessors. Business wise India is not China, Japan or EU. Neither strategically it is Syria, Middle East, North Korea or Afghanistan, especially the later where US acknowledges Pakistan being a central factor. Hence don't presume an cataclysmic shift in American position as far as Indo-Pak relationship goes.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Trump is toast with this October surprise

"When you are a Star you can grope women. You can do anything, Grab them by the pu**y. You can do anything" - says Trump in a tape just released by Washington Post (the same newspaper which exposed Watergate Scandal). It comes as a classic October surprise, at the peak of US Presidential campaign, exactly a month before the election.

Trump now dismisses it as locker room banter. But skeletons from locker room cupboards has come back to haunt him, more devastating than the Hurricane Matthew currently pounding south east coast of America.

Most men are known to do some trash talking about women, often exaggerating and boasting about their machismo. But this is not just an isolated braggadocio by Trump in the company his College mates.
It is one his several comments disparaging women as 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs,' and 'disgusting animals'. He once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice - it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees.

Does that sound like the temperament of a man to be the president of United States of America, arguably the most powerful position on surface of earth ? Politics is a matter of perception and this image of Trump being obnoxiously disrespectful towards women is going to cost him the Presidency.

Sorry Republicans - your candidate is now toast and it will need a miracle to recover from this point. The party which nominated the likes of Abe Lincoln to Ronald Reagan deserved much better. Hillary can now chose the drapery of White House curtains and her cabinet.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Lincoln - Douglas debate of 1860

The American Presidential debates can be traced back to more than 150 years ago, to 1860 where Abraham Lincoln of Republican party had his debate with his Democrat opponent Douglas.

The famous verbal duel, also known as Lincoln - Douglas debate was mostly about slavery. Douglas unequivocally supported slavery and famously proclaimed during the debate - I don't consider a negro as my equal.

The audience came to the conclusion that Douglas won the debate. Those days there sans Radio or Television. But by the help of Telegraph and Train, the best available modes of communication in air and ground, the news spread fast. Soon Newspapers declared Douglas as the victor in the debate.

But the strapping 6 feeter and still clean shaven Abraham Lincoln had the last laugh as he went on winning the Presidential election of 1960, witb 59% if the votes.

No sooner than he took as the President of United States, 7 States in the South announced to secede from the Union, laying foundation for the Civil War (1861-65).

Rest we know is history. Ironically the Republican Party, the party of Abe Lincoln who fought against Slavery is represented now by a political buffoon and bigot named Donald Trump. The Democratic party, who supported slavery then is backed now by 90% of Blacks and most of the rest of the minorities.

Kejriwal - A hope belied

This man Arvind Kejriwal - love him or hate him, can't ignore him for his penchant for staying in the limelight. Like a moth to fire, come a crisis, he jumps right into it, attracting enough attention to be newsworty in this era of 24x7 New cycle.

He is a smart politicians who understands the nation's pulse, and understands that to be lucky, one needs to be at the right place at the right time. So he manufacturers or manipulates news for himself. On the other hand, we the people, knowingly or inadvertently contribute to his ambition by readily falling for his antics.

An IITian who qualified for Civil Services (I am sure he joined with a vested interest, certainly not a burning patriotic desire to serve the nation, the usual tall lines from Civil Service aspirants).

AK, popular acronym for Arvind Kejriwal, was smart enough to understand politics where perception matters. Soon he figured out, the best way to commence his political career was sitting next to Anna Hazare, which would enhance his image as a fighter against corruption and catapult him into national limelight.

He also understood that histrionics matter in a cynical nation, explained by the popularity of Bollywood movies (In some South Indian states the thin line between Cinema and Politics has long evaporated). So from the day one he started his NAUTANKI (tantrums), media readily fell for it. It gave him the much sought after attention which he quickly grabbed and media their TRP. Public hankering for a messiah who can bring cataclysmic changes, readily bought it.

He travelled on Delhi Metro to his office during WOH 49 DIN (the number of days of his first short term tenure as CM). He sold himself to the electorates by coughing a bit more than necessary on camera wrapped in his trademark muffler, slept on roadside in January cold and following summer had photo shoots while jumping into Ganga. Though fully assured of his defeat, the diminutive, shewd AK figured out that standing against a resurgent Modi in Varanasi is the best way to capture nation's attention and imagination. He got both in spite of his defeat.

This is Kejriwal's way of story telling, but it tells a lot of story. All he has offered to the Delhites nothing but freebies which may not be sustainable on the long run. Being autocratic, he is now no 1 to no 10 in his party, not allowing any inside debate or disagreement.

His party's manifesto offers nothing new, looks like a carbon copy of old Congress socialist party.  He hobnobs with likes of Laloo and Mulayam, political thief of thieves. And his latest antics, questioning the much discussed "surgical strike". By going against the zingoistic tide, Kejriwal yet vindicates his forte, his innate ability to stay in the news cycle.

By doing so he has taken a calculated risk - as in any profession, there is no gain without risk. But the image of AAP has already taken a hit. The party is no more seen as the alternative one wished for - that's the whole point. It's trump card, his party's projection as a cleaner party with a difference and a long term alternative to mainstream parties has suffered a dent.

To end on a lighter note - as the approaching winter reminds me of his grey sweater and muffer clad attire, my ode to him :

KEJRI RE        KEJRI RE
TERE PYARE PYARE MUFFLER.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Lotus shaped fans

One of the first things I noticed when I entered into my first year in BJB College, Bhubaneswar was the fans on the roof. They were invariably lotus shaped, most probaly untouched by electricity.

The students were creative enough to bend the rules and bend those hapless fans into lotus shaped junks. Not sure what motivated them to channel their creativity to metallic weaving, for the fans were great assets in hot and humid weathers.

If this happened in BJB College, then one of the premium education institute in Odisha during our time, then forget about the rest. Thankfully the weather of Bhubaneswar was salubrious those days. The absence of windows in the classrooms was a blessing in disguise as it provided cross ventilation for the cool breeze then to barge in providing much needed relief.

The wafts of the nature's conditioned air of those days can beat the best of the best Air Conditioning any day, any time. But it was not always the case. I still remember wiping off beads of perspiration from my forehead while writing exams on hot and humid days. In spite of my best effort a drop or two of those always fell on the answer paper no matter what.

When it happened I squeezed my mouth into a pig's snort desperately blowing away my exhaled air to dry off the paper and move on. If drops from the forehead and damage to the answer sheets were minimal, cut those lines and fetch an extra paper of answer sheet to rewrite the lines.

Not sure, if things are better or worst these days. I studied only for couple of years in that college before moving on to REC (now NIT) Rourkeka, where we had electricity, fans had access to them and students were no fans of BJP's election symbol (Lotus). Yet those were the days. ZINDAGI NAA MILEGA DOBAARA (Life will never come again).

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Sermoning religious edicts inside a Mall

The fallacy of pacifism is aptly described by this episode from our Ancient short story anthology named PANCHATANTRA (The Five Treatise) credited to Vishnu Sharma.

A bird tries to teach compassion and nonviolence to a recalcitrant monkey. It had no effect on the simian. No sooner than the bird reached its vicinity, the defiant monkey grabbed the bird and killed it.

The moral of the story - teach morality to someone who can take it. Endeavoring to do the same to rascals is not only futile, can backfire big time.

Glad India realized late that sermons, friendly visits by leaders to Pakistan was not only meaningless, it also backfired, making our western neighbor more belligerent towards us. Soon it returned in kind by launching some spectacular attacks on our soil. One learns from mistakes. For us, it's always better to be late than never.

History stands testimony to myriads such events. Mahatma Gandhi, whose birthday is incidentally today, wrote a letter to Adolf Hitler of Nazi Germany on the eve of World War II. He tried to dissuade the pugnacious Fuhrer from attacking. Hitler hardly heeded to the  protagonist of non violence and went on blitzkrieg through the continent of Europe.

Can't finish my blog without mentioning a related, classic Odia proverb HATA MAJHIRE BRAHMA GYANA - "Sermoning religious edicts inside the Mall". Another example of teaching right things at wrong place can boomerang.

A few of my idealist friends in my Engineering College formed a group called BAPUJI PATHA CHAKRA (Gandhian Study Circle), espousing vegetarianism, zero alcoholic drinks and no "LINE MAARING" (Girl chasing) in Sectors of Rourkela. Don't know how many joined, as those principles were complete anathema to the mainstream Engineering College students.

The idea was either stillborn or ludicrous enough to attract more than half a dozen followers. Never heard about this Gandhian endeavor ever getting a foothold on this arguably one of the top notch Engineering Colleges in Eastern India.

On the other hand, it prevented those internally seeking good things in life from experimenting them. They didn't want to be ridiculed as "Smoking Gandhis" or "Khadi clad Girl chasing Gandhis".

No sooner than they came out of institute, many started their own Gandhian "Experiments with Truths". Not sure if the Bapuji Study Circle survived the Sands of time in the tumultuous milieu of technical life.